I'm sleepy today, and dogs look like their owners..

Yes today is a stay in bed kinda day, and I'm sleepy.
It's true, people do look like their dogs or visa versa.
There's this woman in our apartment who is a little bit crazy.
She's one of the people who are allowed to have a dog in the building
even though this apartment doesnt allow dogs. Her dog
is one of those 'guide dogs' you know the ones that help their owners
around? So anyway, this woman is weird. She talks to herself
as well as to others, she's a little bit on the heavy side, has long
brown hair that she doesn't bother to style, pale white skin, and her eyes
don't focus on you. They seem to look off to the side or something.
So anyway, her dog is a sweet creature however, the dog is also on the heavier side,
his head droops, has a light brown fur coat. But when you see them together
you can tell that they belong together. So folks, if you are feeling depressed
PLEASE don't get a dog that is depressed too! That's abuse for the dog! Get
a damn poodle or a happy small barking dog that will yo ass on your feet!